Tuesday, September 29, 2009

DeadBabyPJ Benefit

Last December DeadBabyBicycleClub member and Raleigh Employee PJ received a head injury he didn't request. This Friday the DBBC is using their monthly bike ride to host a benefit for PJ that will help him with is massive hospital bar tab that insurance won't cover (healthcare...schmealthcare)

If you're in Seattle...show up for the ride and bring some $$$ to help a long time cyclist out.
If you're not in Seattle...change your plans, show up for the ride and bring some $$$ to help a long time cyclist out.

{this blogpost is PJ Approved}

Lesson Learned

When you're out of town and you get a call from a "good friend" asking if they can stay in your place for the weekend for StarCrossed...pause, just for a moment and think about the person asking...

Has this person ever started a website that is not safe for work? (seriously...NSFW)
Are they infamous for crashing parties with a foam machine? (as seen at SSCXWC)
Do they have issues about not having a big wheel as a child?
Do the have a hard time keeping their pants on...or Zipped up?! (refer to first question)

If you can answer Yes to any these questions you might reconsider opening your unguarded abode to said 'friend'.

Articles of my house were violated.
Pieces of furniture were desecrated.
Articles of clothing were humiliated.
Bicycles were "bagged". (again, via NSFW site)

{Don't ask why I have a pink bathrobe...I don't judge you}

I'm not saying...I'm just saying.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Misplaced Dignity

Much like waking up in a strange place.
Feeling like someone left a hairdryer on in my mouth.
Head pounding.
Pants missing.
Covered head to toe in shame.
I've been on the recovery trail of a wicked blog party. And much like every good party, I've had a hangover that's gripped me tight like a chubby kid to a piece of cake.

For better or worse...I think I'm coming around and coming out of hiding. Massive amounts of bacon, Mountain Dew, and the idea of getting muddy again this fall have been my Ibuprofen. With that...I want to make sure ya'll know that registration is now open for the best time you'll never remember...

Sign up now. It's the best regret you'll ever have.

To get you ready for it...I've been hard at work (drinking) and soon...very soon...I will be unleashing a SSCX frame and promotion the likes the cycling community have never seen. To give you an idea...think "Willy Wonka" and that magical Golden Ticket.

{start saving your pennies...you're going to want in on this}

Much...much more to follow.