Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Lesson Learned

When you're out of town and you get a call from a "good friend" asking if they can stay in your place for the weekend for StarCrossed...pause, just for a moment and think about the person asking...

Has this person ever started a website that is not safe for work? (seriously...NSFW)
Are they infamous for crashing parties with a foam machine? (as seen at SSCXWC)
Do they have issues about not having a big wheel as a child?
Do the have a hard time keeping their pants on...or Zipped up?! (refer to first question)

If you can answer Yes to any these questions you might reconsider opening your unguarded abode to said 'friend'.

Articles of my house were violated.
Pieces of furniture were desecrated.
Articles of clothing were humiliated.
Bicycles were "bagged". (again, via NSFW site)

{Don't ask why I have a pink bathrobe...I don't judge you}

I'm not saying...I'm just saying.


Dylan VanWeelden said...

I just can't believe you have a pink bath robe!

Robin C said...

You're lucky that I didn't steal that hat. I was thiiiis close.

BF kemyooter said...

Robin...exactly what were you going to steal? The robe? The Glasses? Hat? The Yodeling Pickle? Kangaroo Sac bottle opener?

Robin C said...

Actually, it was going to be one of the Rainier frames, or your commuter with the black star top tube wrap. Or your Rapha windbreaker. Or your Raleigh vest with the gold stars. Dylan said "make yourself at home", so, you know.